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The Top Ten Worst Lyrics of All Time
Submitted by RJ45 on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 3:05am.
10. "Take A Look Around" by Limp Bizkit
"I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world has even seen lately
I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
Now i know why you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world has even seen lately"
When looking back at some of the bad lyrics we have had the pleasure of listening to all of these years, FlareHolyMeteo and I came to the conclusion that "The Top 10 Worst Lyrics of All Time" can easily consist of one band.
This is just not just any band. We are talking about a very very special band with a frontman who was also very very special.
I will give you a hint. The Year is 1999. Nu-Metal is the rage. KoRn is credited for pioneering it. Another band rides their coat tails. That band riding said coat tails is the band we are picking.
That band is...
Limp Mother'f'n Bizkit!
So, we are going to get through this one quick. Flare and I will display the 10 songs and throw in our 1 to 2 sentence commentary for each. HAVE FUN!
10. "Take A Look Around" by Limp Bizkit
"I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world has even seen lately
I know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
Now i know why you wanna hate me
Cuz hate is all the world has even seen lately"
RJ45:
Suurre Fred... it is because of the world's hate is why we hate you, and not because you just suck.
FlareHolyMeteo:
I want to hate you for these crappy lyrics.
9. "Red Light, Green Light" by Limp Bizkit
"freak baby, freak freak baby (x2)
red light, green light (x3)
you ready to roll?
tell me when you're ready to go (x2)
I got the keys baby, put your mind at ease baby
go playa, layin' the cheese baby
I know you bitin', bitin' my steez baby
but I came, came to please baby"
RJ45:
Oh baby baby!
FlareHolyMeteo:
Hey baby, can you turn off that Limp Bizkit baby? Eww, I just laid the cheese baby!
8. "N 2 Gether Now" by Limp Bizkit
"What's that, I didn't hear you?
Shut the fuck up!
Come on a little louder
Shut the fuck up!
Everybody N 2 Gether now
Shut the fuck up!
What? What? "
RJ45:
Yes, if you could shut the fuck up, that would great!
FlareHolyMeteo:
I think we're telling a message to Fred Durst here....
7. "My Generation" by Limp Bizkit
"Hey kid, take my advice
You don't want to step into a big pile of shit
Captain's drunk
Your world is titanic
Floating on the funk
So get your groove on
And maybe i am just a little fucked up
Life's just a little fucked up
Generation x
Generation strange"
RJ45:
Welcome to some of the most random lyrics. Where we start off about the obvious warning of not walking through feces. Then he mentions a drunk boat captain on the titanic. Then he starts talking about dancing which leads to how life is fucked up and how he is a Gen X guy. WHAT THE FUCK?!
FlareHolyMeteo:
Stepping in a big pile of shit is hazardous for your health, but we didn't need Fred Durst to tell us that, now did we?
6. "Hot Dog" by Limp Bizkit
"two listen up listen up here we go it's a fucked up world
a fucked up place everybody's judged by their fucked up face
fucked up dreams fucked up life a fucked up kid
with a fucked up knife fucked up moms and fucked up dads
a fucked up cop with a fucked up badge fucked up job
with fucked up pay and a fucked up boss is a fucked up day
fucked up press and fucked up lies while lethal's in the back
with fucked up eyes hey, it's on everybody knows it's on hey, "
RJ45:
Wow, VERY subtle...
FlareHolyMeteo:
Fucking I fucked up fucking with fucking my fucking decision fucking to fucking like fucking Limp bizkit fucking when fucking I fucking was fucking 12 fucking years fucking old.
5. "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit
"I'm a crack addict
That's right I'm a crack addict
You heard me I'm a crack addict
I'm addicted to crackin sculls which cause a lot of static
It's time to panic
I'm addicted to crackin sculls which cause a lot of static
It's time to panic
I'm addicted to crackin sculls which cause a lot of static"
RJ45:
Addicted to cracking skulls? That is beyond all forms of lame.
FlareHolyMeteo:
The way Fred Durst acts and writes his lyrics, I'm not surprised he's a crack addict. However, not cracking skulls other than his own with every smoke of crack he does.
4. "No Sex" by Limp Bikzit
"its my ass,
your perfume
that make my temptation hard to refuse.
So I guess
we undressed to have sex...
dirty sex. "
RJ45:
You know, he really seems to assume that his ass is tempting, or maybe he is tempted by his own ass? Does he spank himself randomly and scream "BAD BABY?"
These are the kinds of questions that kept me with the "special kids" on the playground.
FlareHolyMeteo:
No, we undressed to have clean sex, and Fred, you had to GUESS? Also, if Fred's ass was my perfume, I'd be taking 8 showers a day.
3. "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit
"Now i know y'all be lovin' this shit right here
L.i.m.p
Bizkit is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air
Cuz if you don't care, then we don't care
1 2 3 times two to the six
Jolts in for your fix with the limp bizkit mix
So where the fuck you at?
Punk, shut the fuck up
And back the fuck up
While we fuck this track up"
RJ45: Hey, here and here rhymes! I didn't know that!
Aside from this literally being voted as "one of the worst songs ever," he can't rhyme. Now, you may not say that he isn't trying to rhyme... but he rhymes air with care and six with mix. However, he also rhymes up with up and here with here. Doesn't work that way, Fred!
FlareHolyMeteo:
He rhymed up with up and here with here! Here is a helpful link for Fred: RhymeZone Rhyming Dictionary and Thesaurus
2. "Eat You Alive" by Limp Bizkit
"No doubt that (no doubt)
I'd love to (I'd love)
Sniff on them panties NOW! Phew! They smell like Fish Filets!
I'd EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! I'd eat you alive.....(Hamburgers)
I'd EAT YOU ALIVE!!!! I'd eat you alive......(Pickles)"
RJ45:
Welcome to the ultimate of lyrical hell. I mean, who the hell compares women's panties to fish fillets and thinks its going to turn on the listener, which is the ultimate goal of a shitty shitty song like this.
FlareHolyMeteo:
Comparing a woman's panties to Fish Filets gets me so hot.
1. "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit
"I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!"
FlareHolyMeteo:
What the hell do cookies have to do with nookie? I also never learned about this body part called the "yeah" in grade school, what is it, a second asshole
RJ45: Aside from me having my own personal nerdy white boy acrobatic dance to this song back in the day, I just can't believe I liked it. I mean, seriously... what the hell does a cookie do with anything and what the hell is a "Yeah!"
As you can easily see, Limp Bizkit has created 10 of the worst lyrics, if not the absolute worst lyrics of all time. From talking about being hated to fantasizing about his own ass to comparing women's panties to Fish Filets to stick cookies into a mystery spot... Limp Bizkit had it all.
Till next time...
RJ45
FlareHolyMeteo
PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE SERIOUS LIST
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You know, that was the
You know, that was the leading cause of injuries in the late nineties. Kids thought that getting nookie meant that you had to put cookies in various places of the body. Nabisco stocks went through the roof, but the emergency rooms were full across the nation.
That is true... and when
That is true... and when they couldn't figure it out at Woodstock, they set the fucking thing on fire!
Um....ok...
There are a lot of artists...pick any one artist and hear their 10 to 20 songs on one CD and most of them can be classified as this. It's nothing new. It seems to be you hate these viagra needing people for other reasons maybe? Did they not sign your yearbook? I dare you to pick any artist and not listen to the words that are on and not on the radio and come to the same damn conclusion.
Prince...Nine Inch Nails...Even REM...oh wait, pick any rapper...That Superman, that NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Not sign my yearbook?"
"Not sign my yearbook?" Are you fucking serious? Maybe looking at old pictures in your yearbook and laughing at your old hairstyles, that's about more akin to what this is about.
Flare and I are just taking a trip down memory lane and just having fun. Seriously, I don't really care one way or another. Just good times and laughing at the music and ourselves. If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at.
And yeah, I agree... Prince, NiN and just about any rapper can qualify for much worse lyrics than this... Hence the ending disclaimer "This is not meant to be a serious list"
Thank you for commenting and visiting! :-)
Whilst reading this
I thought "surely Nookie is his worst effort" and I'm happy to see you agree, great list very funny!
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