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Metal Mania: Bad Album Covers
Submitted by RJ45 on Fri, 12/28/2007 - 12:51am.
Over a year ago, Would You Like Fries With
Now back to our
THE GOTH FRONTWOMEN
And now we return with more METAL MANIA!
That is it for today!
Coming soon: Metal Mania: The Articles
Tomorrow, I am having a party with some friends and we are basically going to get drunk and watch bad metal music videos.
People have B-Movie parties all the time, well this is something similar to that, only my spin on it is bad metal videos!
This is metal from all types ranging from Hair Bands to Thrash Metal to Nu-Metal to Black Metal. In preparation for the party, I have put together a collection of some bad album covers to come out of the metal scene.
So, for your enjoyment, here is just too much metal for only one hand! Here are some awful metal album covers! WARNING: LAST PICTURES IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
Hey Flare, didn't you used to date her?
Anthrax - Fistful Of Metal
OWIE!
Immortal - Blizzard Beasts
Featuring our "Invisible Sandwich" guys, Immortal!
Megadeth - Risk
Nothing quite like a mouse looking at cheese in a mousetrap and a cat looking on the outside representing Megadeth
Over a year ago, Would You Like Fries With
That? had a special featuring Bad Album Covers in "Fun With Image Search." Here were the metal results from those columns....
Fun With Image Search #25 - Bad Album Art, Part 1 (09/12/2006)
"Speak of the Devil" by Ozzy Osbourne
Yeah, that's not in the least bit too over the top... NOT AT ALL!
"Chocolate Star Fish & the Hot Dog Flavored Water" by Limp Bizkit
Bad name. Bad music. Bad art...
"Sabotage" by Black Sabbath
Oh no! Sabbath goes disco! NNNOOOO!!!
(Note: Suggested by Captain_Spaulding)
"Dancing With Death" by Iron Maiden
Poorly composed in Poser, a 3D Rendering program. It definitely looks like they took the album title just a little too
literal when making this god awful cover. Thy could have just left it at Death and not the 800 dancing people.
(Note: Suggested by Brynna)
Fun With Image Search #26 - Bad Album Art, Part 2 (09/25/2006)
"Metal Magic" by Pantera
Back before Pantera became the Groove Metal band with a southern edge...there were the glam days.
Fun With Image Search #27 - Bad Album Art, Conclusion (10/10/2006)
"Generation Swine" by Motley Crue
...and I will leave this one as is...
Now back to our
regularly scheduled programming...
Helloween - Pink Bubbles Go Ape
Fish heads! Fish heads! Roly poly fish heads!
Yngwie Malmsteen - The Seventh Sign
Obviously millions of dollars were invested in the making of this very cover...
Tsjuder - Desert Northern Hell
Scary scary men...
THE GOTH FRONTWOMEN
In many female fronted metal bands, namely the symphonic and/or goth ones, you will notice a commonality among them. While I
won't give you the answer, I will let you take hours upon hours to seriously investigate what is common here...
And now we return with more METAL MANIA!
Flotsam and Jetsam - Doomsday for the Deceiver
Slaying the Devil... shhiiiit...
The Vision Bleak - The Deathship Has a New Captain
Cause their WANTED... DEAD or Aliiiive...
Corpse Vomit - Drowning in Puke
OH...MY...GOD...that is just sick...
WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK! CLICK AT YOUR OWN RISK!
That is it for today!
Coming soon: Metal Mania: The Articles
Love,
RJ45
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you call it cool? its Sick....
Man!!
What Shit is this?
i am talking about the last one...
anyways...
i find it not cool at all...
thanks and sorry...
Ajay
I don't think I used the
I don't think I used the word "cool" once. Its really cheesy more than anything else, hence the entire point of this column.
wow you two bible fucking
wow you two bible fucking christian pissant pussys have never even seen disgusting. that last album was weak compared to whats out there. please dont talk about metal or even give an opinion on it when youre as stupid as you two jesus molesting child fucking assholes. how about we talk about some of the music that you listen to. Yay go christian worship music! God you two are fucking retarded.
WHAT?
Dude, what the fuck are you even talking about? I never even once mentioned that I listen to Christian music. I may be a Christian but I listen to the music I covered here. Some of the bands I listen to include: Deicide, Black Sabbath, Arch Enemy, Judas Priest, Origin, 3 Inches of Blood, Dimmu Borgir, Anthrax, Carcass, Slayer, Immortal, Testament, and several dozen more bands.
My Last.FM Profile: http://www.last.fm/user/trueoswald
I just like to poke fun at the music because of how cheesy it can get at times.
Lay off the bong next time before you spew out retarded shit.
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