What Men Want (E/N Elite 1 Archives)

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This was a series of posts that covered a simple topic: What do men want in life?

Hello all you wonderful peeps. Haven't heard from me in a while, but that's because I really don't have a lot to talk about that would interest you. So, I figure I would pose a question for you all.

Guys don't know what women wants. Women don't know what women want. But guys seem to know what guys want. So, what do guys want?

Just a question, answer in general, not personally.

What do guys want? Food, money, sex, rock music, and hot chicks with big boobs... wait... you said not personally....

Seriously though, guys pretty much just want to live comfortably with a girl who will treat them right. We aren't after some big fancy house and our dream job. We don't give a fuck. So long as we can get by pretty comfortably and we're happy, we're perfectly fine.

I'll be honest though, we're still into the gizmos, fast cars, and faster women, but those are perks. We can live without so long as everything else goes great.

So ladies, if you want a guy, don't sit there and giggle. Treat him with some respect, try talking to him, and show him you're a real person and not just some giggly person with big boobs and a nice ass.

I think only one lyric by the band KoRn can pretty much sum up what 90 percent of all men want...

"All in life I want is to be happy..."

I want a good home, with a nice job, and a nice attractive intelligent woman that shares the same sense of humor that I have. Someone who I can eventually grow old with.

Other things I want NOW...

- A maid or a butler
- A better job in customer service and not Fast Food crap at McDonalds
- More money
- A car that runs
- A member of the opposite sex I could share some good times with (and not THAT kind of good times if you understand what I am saying)
- More wrestling tapes
- More video games
- More time to spend with my friends and family

Well, that almost sums up what I want.

This is Lizard Breath, signing out.

Ass. Guys want ass.

(I'm just kidding by the way, many of you can be sweet, but from my past two or so experiences, they want ass.)

*Beau*