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This is the E/N Elite Archive Machine!

E/N Elite website was a big thing among the originating members of WYLFWT.com. It was a collaborative blog website before having a blog was something everybody did. The first version existed from 2001 and ended in 2002. Second version was from 2003 to 2004, and the third version was from 2005 to 2007.

What we will be doing is posting some of the highlights every so often here on WYLFWT.com!

Trying to get back into a normal sleeping pattern for school is rather difficult for me. You see, I take it upon myself to really just fall into the time I have on vacation to do the things I don’t normally get to do. This break, it was World of Warcraft. I can probably count on one hand how many nights I didn’t stay up till 5 am playing it.

Last night, I decided to strike back against my inability to sleep.

I stayed up all night. Sometimes I was laying in bed literally fighting sleep, but it had to be done. I didn’t stay up playing WoW, instead I readed when I needed to keep my eyes awake.

And I am pretty sure it worked. Because, right now, even after two cups of coffee (lots of cream and sugar) I think my head will hit the pillow and I will sleep like a baby. More on that in the morning.

Movies you say…?

That’s right, today, standing on the cliff of nighty-night land, I braved the comfortable seats a two local movie houses to watch two openning weekend movies.

Cassanova & Hostel

I saw Cassanova early in the afternoon with my mother. A total chick flick, and much like Heath Ledgers many Trying-To-Be-Period-Pieces Movies it was very predictable, but at the same time a bit witty and cute. There was alot of funny sex jokes throughout the movie, that were made even more cute with accents and vocabulary from the victorian era. If you liked Knights Tale and Romantic Comedy, you’ll like this movie.

Hostal I watched at about 7pm and its a good thing it happened that early in the night. To be honest, right off the bat, I am going to say I don’t think it was as scary as it was just disturbing. The first part of the movie was so incredibly slow.. I mean, slow compared to the end. I liked the beginning. Three guys learning about one another and backpacking through Europe. Ending up in Amsterdam for some fun party moments. Then they go to this remote but beautiful town and all hell breaks loose. You can tell they are getting into trouble from the get-go. Then bam, its gore. Blades, clamps, drills, guns, chainsaws. And you really don’t know where they are coming from. I know it was all make-up, I can deal with that, I can do some of that stuff too. (In fact, I find my no-eye make-up better then that in the movie. Example.) I just have to admit that human torture… well, it just bugs me. I can see men with chainsaws chasing kids and killing them, but there is more of a mental process with torture as well. Its not quick. And most the time the Master is one of those kinds of guys you just want to vomit all over anyway. Okay… I won’t go on. Quentin picked a good movie to put his name with, even if I had to close my eyes a few times.

Okay, now its time to test my theory… maybe after a few minutes of feeding my addiction.

Title: Now for Something Different
Original Post Date: 01/25/2006
Post Author: 5iN

So, Affina owns my piss…

Yup, found out when you take a piss test your urine belongs to the company and the doctors can’t tell you if you passed it or not. Only the company can. How fucked up is that?

So yeah, a little tid bit of random information for you on a Wednesday evening

This is my list of things that I am presently trying to accomplish in this world:

1. Film the greatest DVD ever…The Uncanny WYLFWT?
2. Make the phrase “Thanks, bro” popular again.
3. Work in the phrase, “Educated Horses” as much as possible
4. Stop bathroom whistlers in their tracks
5. Increase references to my own penis by 60%
6. Record the greatest rap song ever, “Kokomo (The Heep Wiggahs Unite)”
7. Make the phrase “Badabing, Badaboom” popular again.
8. Punch everybody who intentionally speaks with a fake Irish accent
9. Randomly do the DDP Diamond Cutter/Randy Orton RKO on random people
10. Receive fellatio for at least 24 consecutive hours

Feel free to add onto this list…I want this to be the most inane pointless list of stupid things to accomplish EVER. (foresee’s this one going onto MySpace bulletins)

Look, el rookie. Chances are you haven’t gotten caught yet. And chances are good that you will be.

But, I’ve got to give you credit. You found a security hole, you made us aware of it, and you didn’t damage anything on the site. As a result, I offer you a thank you.

But… you messed with the wrong people. I’d like to make you aware that within the next few hours your IP is going to be spammed on every hacker and warez IRC channel I can find. Turnabout is fair play.

Oh, and *I* don’t plan on pressing charges. LizardBreath and the actual owner of our server may do differently

Have a nice day.