E/N Elite 3 Archives 3

This is the E/N Elite Archive Machine!

E/N Elite website was a big thing among the originating members of WYLFWT.com. It was a collaborative blog website before having a blog was something everybody did. The first version existed from 2001 and ended in 2002. Second version was from 2003 to 2004, and the third version was from 2005 to 2007.

What we will be doing is posting some of the highlights every other week here on WYLFWT.com!

yamikel signed up for the website here. What he did was he uploaded this C99lvast.php using the NOW DEACTIVATED upload file feature…which allows him FTP access and such. Now…I haven’t seen anything done…but I searched through my logs and FOUND HIS ASS.

First of all, this is his email address

el_rookie_22@hotmail.com

Obviously a rookie. Please sign him up for spam or send him viruses.

He also LIVES in Tampa Bay

653411hfc33.tampabay.res.rr.com
65.34.11.33

I’ve reported him to his ISP. I guess that’s what happens when you mess with someone who WORKS for an ISP and knows where to get his information. I hope they ban his ass and he has to get shitty ass dialup from AOL.

65.34.11.33 - - [15/Mar/2006:00:11:29 -0600] “GET /phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP?act=img&img=search HTTP/1.1? 200 250 “http://enelite.wylfwt.com/phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP” “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)”
65.34.11.33 - - [15/Mar/2006:00:11:29 -0600] “GET /phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP?act=img&img=refresh HTTP/1.1? 200 200 “http://enelite.wylfwt.com/phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP” “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)”
65.34.11.33 - - [15/Mar/2006:00:11:29 -0600] “GET /phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP?act=img&img=buffer HTTP/1.1? 200 163 “http://enelite.wylfwt.com/phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP” “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)”
65.34.11.33 - - [15/Mar/2006:00:11:29 -0600] “GET /phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP?act=img&img=small_dir HTTP/1.1? 200 164 “http://enelite.wylfwt.com/phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP” “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)”
65.34.11.33 - - [15/Mar/2006:00:11:29 -0600] “GET /phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP?act=img&img=sort_asc HTTP/1.1? 200 85 “http://enelite.wylfwt.com/phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP” “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)”
65.34.11.33 - - [15/Mar/2006:00:11:29 -0600] “GET /phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP?act=img&img=ext_diz HTTP/1.1? 200 1027 “http://enelite.wylfwt.com/phpnuke/images/upload/C99lvast.PHP” “Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)”

I can’t believe I found these documents…I really can’t.

A few year ago, my friends and I held probably the nerdiest geekiest dorkiest dweebest thing EVER.

We grabbed a toy WWF Belt and named it the World Video Game Championship. I found ALL OF THE TITLE HISTORIES…Yeah, I kept the records

I am sure SpicyMan will be glad to know that he was the LAST World Champion

Starting off with the World Video Game Tag Team Titles!

WVF World Tag Team Title History

1. Fruity-Ass (RJ45 and Jestur) 7/27/01
*Awards themselves the title.

2. Cajun Dew (Mortis301 and Joshua Evans) 7/27/01

3. Fruity-Ass (RJ45 and Jestur) 7/28/01 (2)

4. Squeaky Flakes (5iN and SpicyMan) 8/11/01

5. Fruity-Ass (RJ45 and Jestur) 8/11/01 (3)

6. SpicyMan & McCarty 7/12/02

European-Indian Title…the title I created when I lost my title. Yeah, I was THAT petty

European-Indian Title History

1. RJ45 7/23/01
*Awards himself the Championship

2. Jestur 8/19/01
*Declared vacant after Shannon wins World Title.

Vacant 8/19/01 - 9/29/01

3. Jestur 9/29/01 (2)
*Becomes runner up in the 1 hour and 2 minute Battle Royal between Shannon, Richard, Josh, and Justin.

AND NOW…for the epic and storied World Video Game Champion, Title History!

1. RJ45 6/18/01
*Awards himself the belt.

2. Mortis301 6/20/01
*Defeats SpicyMan and RJ45 in No Mercy, when Rod pins Justin

3. RJ45 6/20/01 (2)

4. FlareHolyMeteo 6/20/01

5. RJ45 6/20/01 (3)

6. FlareHolyMeteo 6/20/01 (2)

7. RJ45 6/20/01 (4)

8. SpicyMan 6/21/01
*Defeats RJ45 and 5iN in No Mercy, when Justin grabs the belt in a ladder match.

9. Joshua Evans 6/21/01

10. RJ45 6/21/01 (5)

11. SpicyMan 6/21/01 (2)

12. RJ45 6/21/01 (6)

13. FlareHolyMeteo 6/21/01 (3)

14. SpicyMan 6/21/01 (3)

15. RJ45 6/21/01 (7)

16. FlareHolyMeteo 6/26/01 (4)
*Defeats RJ45 and CPU in a Triple Threat Iron Man Match in No Mercy.

17. RJ45 6/26/01 (8)

18. FlareHolyMeteo 6/28/01 (5)

19. RJ45 6/29/01 (9)

20. FlareHolyMeteo 7/06/01 (6)
*Defeats RJ45 and Joshua Evans in Mario Kart

21. Joshua Evans 7/06/01 (2)

22. RJ45 7/06/01 (10)

23. Mortis301 7/09/01 (2)

24. SpicyMan 7/09/01 (4)
*Defeats Mortis301, RJ45, and Jestur in a No Mercy Battle Royale.

25. Jestur 7/10/01

26. RJ45 7/10/01 (11)

27. Mortis301 7/10/01 (3)
*Defeats RJ45, Jestur, and SpicyMan in a No Mercy Battle Royale

28. SpicyMan 7/10/01 (5)

29. Jestur 7/10/01 (2)

30. Joshua Evans 7/25/01 (3)

31. Mortis301 7/28/01 (4)

32. Jestur 8/19/01 (3)

33. SpicyMan 8/21/01 (6)

34. Jestur 8/21/01 (4)

35. RJ45 9/29/01 (12)
*Defeats Jestur, SpicyMan, and 5iN in a No Mercy 1 hour and 2 minute Battle Royale

36. SpicyMan 6/28/02 (7)

37. RJ45 6/28/02 (13)

38. McCarty 6/29/02

39. Jestur 7/4/02 (5)

40. SpicyMan 7/14/02 (8)

41. 5iN 7/23/02 (4)

42. SpicyMan 7/23/02 (9)

(title goes inactive and thus vacant 09/02/02)
(titled declared dead 05.01.2006)

DX has a new parody! If you remember the old Nation & Corporation parodies (Who can forget Triple H as The Crock?). This time they did the Vince & Shane parody. Good times were had.

FROM WWE.com: DX were scheduled to take on Shane & Mr. McMahon, and before the match the McMahon men said that they would ?beat the crap? out of DX. However, the match never even took place; and as for DX?s crap, well, it
ended up all over the Chairman and his associates.

When the match was set to begin, Mr. McMahon?s music hit; but instead of the Chairman, Triple H came out dressed as such. The Game cleared up any rumors about Mr. McMahon, insinuating that he didn?t like cocks, but in fact it was Dicks. You know, Dick Ebersol, Dick Cheney, Dick Clark and the like. When he threatened to fire anyone who got between him and his Dicks, HBK came out to Shane-o-Mac?s music; Michaels was even dressed like the younger McMahon, complete with Shane-o-Mac jersey.

The ?product of Mr. McMahon?s semen? showcased his dancing skills, which brought The Game to put a halt to the proceedings. Having to top HBK, The Game rolled a clip on the TitanTron of Mr. McMahon singing ?Stand Back? at the 1987 Slammy Awards! The degenerates danced to the classic tune until finally the Chairman?s music hit once again.

As the McMahons threatened DX with baseball bats, they introduced the ?observers? who would watch the match. Of course, it was the Spirit Squad. But as Mr. McMahon told DX what was in store for them, he noticed a Porta-Potty sitting on the stage. When the poor WWE Chairman inquired what it was for, Triple H told him that it was there because he was full of crap.

And then the heavens opened. In a scene that would make even the worst offenders cringe, the McMahons and the Spirit Squad were covered in crap! Yes, actual human waste. If you thought the green paint last week was bad, well, go find one of the McMahons and tell him that. DX was left standing tall, once again getting the best of Mr. McMahon and his band of henchmen.

It was very fun and funny to see it all again. Here are some more pictures from recent DX antics: