E/N Elite 3 Archives 1

Welcome to a new bi-weekly feature here on WYLFWT.com. This is the E/N Elite Archive Machine!

E/N Elite website was a big thing among the originating members of WYLFWT.com. It was a collaborative blog website before having a blog was something everybody did. The first version existed from 2001 and ended in 2002. Second version was from 2003 to 2004, and the third version was from 2005 to 2007.

What we will be doing is posting some of the highlights every other week here on WYLFWT.com!

From WWE.com:
Last week on RAW, Triple H embarrassed Mr. McMahon like he had never been embarrassed before. The Chairman explained what happened, and what the repercussions would be in his State of the WWE Address earlier in the evening.

?It is one thing to establish a Kiss My Ass Club, but it?s another thing for someone to drive me down to the canvas exposing my derriere on an involuntary basis ? there are children watching this show?Triple H needs to be taught a lesson.?

To teach Triple H that lesson, Mr. McMahon put The Game in a 5-on-1 Gauntlet Match against the entire Spirit Squad. The match started as a one-on-one match, but at Mr. McMahon?s call, another Squad member joined the match. Triple H held his own for a while, but when it became four on one, the Squad started to dismantle the King of Kings, just as The Chairman had wanted. Mr. McMahon instructed the Squad to place a chair around Triple H?s neck so they could injury him, much like they did with HBK?s knee. But when Mr. McMahon called for the fifth member of the squad, Mitch was thrown across the stage.

The Chairman looked on in bewilderment, but that feeling soon turned into rage as Shawn Michaels, who was thought to be out with a knee injury, came to Triple H?s aid. HBK and Triple H cleaned house of the Spirit Squad and punctuated it with Sweet Chin Music on Kenny and a Pedigree on Johnny. And then, for the icing on the cake, a reunited HBK and Triple H delivered a series of double crotch chops to the Chairman. Then Triple H added insult to injury when he pulled down his trunks and mooned Mr. McMahon. The rebel group that first terrorized any and all authority figures durring the Attitude era was back ? D-Generation X was reunited.

Incensed at what occurred, Mr. McMahon, who was backstage with the Spirit Squad, declared that at Vengeance, the entire Squad would face Shawn Michaels and Triple H in a 5-on-2 Handicap Match, and DX would be gone once and for all. DX has never let anyone in a position of authority get the best of them before, but will this be a different story?

It is official…we can all do Crotch Chops again! I don’t know about you, but I missed that. Sure, this may only last like 1 to 2 months tops, but it has been a fun buildup over the 1/2 year.

Rather than pointless random nostalgia WWE is usually guilty of doing (returns of Roddy Piper, Sable, Rock ‘n’ Sock Connection, and nWo being my best examples), they have actually established a storyline to where DX had no choice but to reunite in the face of overwhelming odds.

Okay, I removed my Webmail module from phpnuke module on WYLFWT.com after I saw a user obviously spamming with it. This is how people send you those “my relative died but I can’t inherit his fortune” bullshit email that you get. Right now, I have this set at the WebMail address: http://www.wylfwt.com/phpnuke/modules.php?name=Webmail. Its fun!

Well, someone signed up for an account, and was a complete fucktard and PUT IN A TICKET FOR THE WEBMAIL. Dumbass!

Ticket #: 8

Email Address: mr_acmui1@yahoo.com
First Name: MR CHOU
Last Name: MUI
Category: Webmail
Problem:

So I send Mr. Dumb-Ass-0 an email:

Mr. Chou Mui -

Solution: Thank you for contacting WYLFWT.com Technical Support. Please be advised that Webmail is shut down because spammers use it to circumvent scams and bypass the limits set by their email providers. However, if you can argue your case, I am more than welcome to hear it. In the meantime, I am closing this ticket. Also, I am saddened by your loss of Hamadi Hashem. Please give your family, my best.

Status: CLOSED

WYLFWT.com Technical Support Staff

Since my Who Is Online Module is so awesome, I decided to tack on my WhoIs record of him… just to make his heart skip at least 1 or 2 beats for the hell of it:

81.199.85.179

Record Type: IP Address
Cached Whois: 2006-06-09
IP Location: Nigeria - Internet Service Provider
Blacklist Status: Currently Listed (history)

Whois Record

inetnum: 81.199.84.0 - 81.199.87.255
netname: CIDR-COMMUNICATION-01
descr: Internet service provider
country: NG
admin-c: TECH7-RIPE
tech-c: TECH7-RIPE
status: ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by: AS12491-MNT
source: RIPE # Filtered

person: Tech Supernet300
address: 21 Mobolaji Bank
address: Anthony Way Ikeja
address: Lagos
address: Nigeria
phone: + 234 1 4976493
e-mail: admin@supernet300.com
nic-hdl: TECH7-RIPE
source: RIPE # Filtered

I decided to Google his fake name and found this:

to the one from Ghana!——– Original Message ——–
Subject: business proposal (19-Nov-2005 16:15)
From: cmui1@albawaba.com
To: recipientATTENTION:
FROM:MR.CHOU MUI
HANG SENG BANK LTD,
HONG KONG.
19-11-2005
E-mail:cmui1@stockzone.com

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Chou Mui Assistant Director Of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd,Sai Wan Ho Branch,171 Shaukiwan Road Hong Kong.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war, our client Hamadi Hashem a business man made a numbered fixed deposit of (346,736,899.68 HKD) for 18 calendar months, this is valued to Fourty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war, two years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Hamadi Hashem and his family had been killed during the war in bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was.

http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html
http://www.iraqbodycount.net/names.htm

After further investigation it was also discovered that Hamadi Hashem did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Fourty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration four years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Hamadi Hashem so that you will be able to receive his funds.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE:

I want you to know that I have everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Hamadi Hashem , all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by you.

There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you . Should you be interested please send me your full names and current residential address and I will prefer you to reach me on the email address below.
E-mail:cmui1@stockzone.comAnd finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards
Mr. Chou Mui.
E-mail:cmui1@stockzone.com

Firsts

1. First kiss: Janelle
2. First true Love: Katie
3. First heartbreak: Janelle
4. First car: 83 Chevy Celebrity…it died within a month
5. First pet: the first I can remember…Stormy the Cat
6. First computer: An old school 286
7. First concert: Van Halen, I was 6. No one can beat that at the age of 6!
8. First alcoholic beverage: Wine Cooler…one wine cooler and I got pretty tipsy
9. First time you stayed out all night: I don’t recall
10. First best friend: Josh Evans
11. First job: Wal-Mart
12. First school: Luddy Brown in Morton
13. First movie you watched in a theater: Probably Back to the Future
14. First thing you really saved up money for: Super Mario Brothers 3 for Nintendo

Nexts
1. Next person you’ll kiss: Probably Katie
2. Next movie you want to see: Snakes on a Motherfuckin’ Plane!
3. Next person you want to go out with: Katie…duh!
5. Next time you’re going out: Monday, Katie is taking me to go to see Lady in the Water
6. Next place you’ll take vacation: California from what I understand, but I may choose to just not go.
7. Next thing you are going to do after filling this survey out: Work some more
8. Next thing you are going to eat: Something edible
9. Next time you plan to be drunk: I don’t plan it, it just happens…not very often, either
10. Next time you’re going to get laid? Not soon enough
11. Next person you’d like to see fill this out: I don’t give a damn

LASTS

1. Last kiss: Katie, last night
2. Last person you hugged: Katie
3. Last person you spoke to: Kalaab
4. Last alcoholic beverage: Smirmoff at Josh’s Bachelor Party
6. Last movie: My Super Ex-Girlfriend
7. Last person you thought of: Katie
8. Last school you went to: Midstate College
9. Last person you said I love you to: My mom
10. Last run in with the law: Getting caught driving on a suspended license
11. Last fight you were in: My mom, yesterday…we were both cranky
12. Last bar/club/concert/party you went to: I went to Katie’s Birthday party last night. She turned 24, although I am not supposed to be telling people that (YEAH! Already!). Everyone wish her a Happy Birthday
13. Last person you IMed: An ex-girlfriend of BrotherBenton’s that is trying to find him. He has a lot of ex-girlfriends that are trying to track him down for some reason. Hmmm…
14. Last thing you ate: A double fudge banana popsicle courtesy of Kalab
15. Last thing you saved up money for: My driver’s license reinstatement fee

Yeah, so I am trying to think of SOMETHING to post while Fly is trying to think of what the hell to do with E/N Elite. So, I went into my 8 year old Yahoo! Account and found some old surveys we filled out. Figured it would be kind of funny but weird to read. This is 5iN’s Survery/Quiz he filled out on Fri, 7 Apr 2000 as per Yahoo! Don’t worry, I have one of myself, Avianna/Emmy, SpicyMan/Zen, Mortis, Crysco, Jestur and others…

Are you male or female? male

Where at in the states? I live in the state of insanity

How old are you? 16

When is your birthday? 2-17-84

Do you drive? …no

What school do you go to? Washington CommunityH igh

How tall are you? 5?8

How much do you weigh? 140

What color is your eyes? brown

What color is your hair? brownish blonde

Do you wear glasses? Yes, they make me look smarter and DAMN SEX-AY!

Do you wear braces? yes… grrrr….

Do you wear hearing aids? no

Is there anything you wear? uhhhh…. sure….

What grade are you in? Sophomore

Do you work? HARDEE’S BABY! HOME OF THE BLUE BUNNY ICE CREAM MILKSHAKES!!

If yes where do you work? see above

Do you smoke? did, quit, it’s stupid, don’t do it *hack cough*

Do you drink? see above, minus *hack cough*

Do you do drugs? no

Do you believe in God? not the Christian god

Do you have any siblings? an older sis, she’s 27 and she’s pretty cool. She fake n bakes too much though

Have any hobbies? music, Johnny The Homicidal Comics, the web, and being with Kristina

Any special talents? acting, some what writing, I’m a terrible singer if it’s not metal but I do it anyway

What do you like to do on weekends? stay up in my room playing music, hanging with Kristina, and soon hanging in my trailer. YA! JOSH IS
GONNA BE TRAILER TRASH AS SOON AS HE HITS 18!

Are you righty,lefty,or ambidextrous? right

Get motion sickness? nope

How do you dress? gothic/grunge and sometimes anything for shock value (nothing but white out of no where, black make-up, etc.)

Get along w/parents? define “get along”

What kind of music? Everything but country music (stop incest, ban country music)

Cheerful or gloomy? used to be gloomy, now medium

Bright or dark? dark

Hyper or airheadish? uhhhh…. how about moronic. YOU CANNOT RESIST LAUGHING AT THE SHEER STUPIDITY OF THE FLY!!! STOP WITH THE MOOING YOU DAMNED CHIUHAHA! GANGLIA! RATS EAT BABIES!

Smart or stupid? smart

Cute or ugly? I’m not very cute, but I’m so huggable and kissable (and a nice ass doesn’t hurt) that women can’t resist me. *waiting for the
chorus of “bullshit”s

Quie or talkative? talkative

Favorite t.v. show? Drew Carry

Fav. smell? brownies

Fav. food? Monster Roast Beefs from Hardee’s (shameless plug)

Fav. ice cream? Mint Chocolate Chip from Hardee’s

Fav. number(s)? 69, 666, 777 (the number of the moose… JTHM referance), 555 (the number of the Fly), 316 (why? Because Stone Cold
said so!)

Fav. color(s)? black, white, grey

Fav.sports(s) to watch? Pro-wrestling, and POGS!

Fav. kind of movies? Westerns, and Japanese overdubs! j/k Mainly horror, sci-fi, comedy, and romantic comedies

Fav. drink? Jolt, Jolt: Citrus Climax, Jolt: Cherry Bomb

Fav. animal? bat

What do you look for in a guy/girl? as richie said “Relationship wise, I want somebody in which we can be ourselves around each other and not hide our little quirks, somebody who I can trust with secrets, somebody is sweet and kind but yet tells me when I have done wrong. Somebody who also has a sense-of-humor but not FAKE GIGGLES AT MY STUPID JOKES, who is also attractive (if I can’t look at my g/f directly in the eye when I’m not looking down at her…wait, I better shut up now), somebody who gives me compliments but tells me areas I need to improve on. I could go on, but this e-mail would be way to big for your liking.” but mainly, SHE’S GOT TO BE KRISTINA!

Consider love? once again as Rich said “Somebody you look out for, and trust, and is UNCONDITIONAL”

Are you a virgin? I know I’m going to hear shit about this, but no. I learned that sex is nothing unless it’s with the right person. Wait
until marriage people, even if they are hot and they say they’ll always be with you.

Have you lost a loved one? ya…

Are you single? HELL NO AND DAMN HAPPY ABOUT IT!

Do you have a pic? ya