Negative People Suck

So, I have this co-worker I’m basically stuck working with. He’s the guy that bitches about... EVERYTHING. This guy would make a Laughing Hyena cry. After every fucking phone call he takes, he takes the time to RECAP every call to you. What the fuck, bro?

I won’t use his real name, so I will change it to RON.

This falls under the category of “Things you would love to say at work, but can’t.”

I will post his statement and what I WISH I could say. God, I love journals!

(Not 6 minutes later)
RON: I’m not a fax machine. I’m not a copying machine. I’m an INTERNET Support Representative…
RJ: DAMMIT JIM! I’m not a magician I’m a doctor!

RON: I’m so fucking sick of this shit
RJ: Get some more fiber in ya

RON: What these people don’t seem to realize is blah blah blah blah blah… blah blah blah… blah blah blah and these people blah blah blah blah
RJ: What you don’t seem to realize is SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I TAKE TASER TO YOU!

RON: You’re not going to like it when I get angry
RJ: I’m sure I will actually be pleasantly entertained…

RON : I hate working Sunday. I take Saturday’s calls
RJ: Then what do we take SATURDAY?!?!?!

RON: These people don’t know how to do their fucking jobs!
RJ: Hey Ron… LOOK OVER THERE! ::slips qualludes into his beverage::

RON: Hello
RJ: STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.